masturbatewithacheesegrater:

it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer

punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

Were you happy with your pay, benefits and other incentives? - Exit Interviews (x)

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

  • little boy: obama my dad said you spy our life
  • obama: he's not your father

I love country music and I love the fact that it’s been accepted all over the world. That is so exciting for me. I have heros that have taken country music internationally. You have Garth Brooks and Shania Twain and they really did a lot for country music because they brought an awareness to it. The fact that I have the opportunity to do that too and go to other countries that I’ve never been before and play music, it’s what I’ve always dreamed of doing.

21 followers to my next goal

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

“Every girl on the planet has insecurities. It helps me to know that some of the most beautiful people in the world wake up some days and don’t think they’re pretty. As sad as that is, it’s good to know that a problem you think is your own is actually something every girl faces. Happiness and confidence are the prettiest things you can wear.”

#ts